"Simply can’t tolerate the little chicken cutlets I get in my armpits whenever I wear my new corset"

So don't start watching Glee unless you don't have an addictive personality.
Because it's addictive. And you will not stop watching it.

I mean, just listen to this version of Gold Digger. And this mashup of Halo/Walking on Sunshine.

Plus, everyone on the show is mostly really attractive.